Wood Dysfunction

The average males day begins (at least 3 times a week) with a morning bone. Upon the "unexpected" surprise of the morning glory, he would then proceed to rush to the bathroom, collect his thoughts perhaps, and then maybe take a shower, depending on how massive the white rock of pleasure protrudes... Later on during the day, he (in this case, lets say "He" is a student attending high school between the ages of 15-18) enters his home room class, sits down, and waits for the morning announcements to sound. Once the voice overhead commands the student body to stand for the pledge, he snaps of a salute with his dome towards the American flag. Now, he has a variety of ways he can hide his beef stick.

1. Tuck his fuck rod in the top seam of his pants.

2. Cover it up with his hand (a fairly large jacket could hide it very well also.)

3. Simply stare at the fattest, most unattractive, boy-girl in the room. (sometimes its the teacher)

4. Start working out complex math equations.

5..... or... invest ahead of time in some illusion pants. (if you watch good movies, you will get it)

These steps could be provided for help in all sorts of other "sticky" situations as well. What if you're standing naked in the mens locker room showering with the other students and for some reason, your schlong cant resist the urge of all-day-limp? It starts slowly but surely perking up then looks at you with that disturbing grin for a hole. It then winks at you ensuring you are either going to get made fun of, or, maybe banned from the locker room because you cant handle your own damn girth........ After school, he returns home after his unpleasant day, then wacks the pain away. This cycle repeats itself until he gets laid... Then once hes finally used a rubber sock to smear his seed inside and some what insures his lady friend that she cant be pregnant as he is not fertile enough, a week goes by and he is not as horny as the week before. And after that one week of blissful solitude, he starts masturbating at least once a day.