Top 10 Arguments for Growing a Beard

10. You can store left-overs in them.



Like this, but with more beard hair


9.You look like Zach Galifianakis.



All praise be to Zach


8.Bears love you.



Most bears


7.Allowed to kick people.



Thank you Leonidus


6. You're allowed to carry a club



Actual size: 9 ft


5. You learn any instrument you want.



Why flute? Why not flute?


4.You can start a ZZ Top cover band



Naming guid: Letter, Same letter, Direction


3. You finally understand that Action Hank.



It's not the beard on the outside that counts, it's the beard on the inside


2.You get all the women



There was a mixup with the picture guy


1. You become all that is man.


It is impossible to take the picture of someone that is "all that is man"